Hello 2026

Am I back from holiday break? Yes. Have I gone to the gym twice? Yes. Do I have perioral dermatitis? Yes. Do I look like an albino worm? Yes. Did I think it was possible to be this pale? No. Have I seen the sun in 5 days? No. Did I break down and cry over being scared about being too happy so something is probably going to go wrong? Yes. Did any new television show episodes come out last week? No. Did any new books come out last week? No. Does that make me incredibly bored and sad? Yes. Did I just randomly get my period? Yes.

But the sun started to peek out yesterday and I started to feel better. Also, Traitors, Industry, THE PITT, and Tell Me Lies premiere this week, so I’m going to be ok (read more about it in C-Ritically Acclaimed hehe).

January always inevitably feels like the end of the world as we know it (sorry but it does!). Remember January 6? Remember last year when an entire town next to where I live burned down? On top of that, everyone is busy with scary work and doing diets and not drinking and stuff. Can we catch a break?

In order to turn the ship around, I’m going to announce my 2026 ins.

In:

• Wearing brown instead of black because you’re a Warm Autumn.

• Asking people what their Spotify Wrapped was.

• Spencer Pratt running for Mayor of Los Angeles

• Leora cafe’s Chicken Sesame Ginger Salad

• Driving a Chevy Equinox because your car is still in the shop. Chevy Equinox is the “it” car this winter until I get my car back!

• Unabashedly consuming three types of media at once.

• Purchasing an LED light tree for your home because you miss your Christmas tree so much.

• Being happy and having fun!

• Being social and not staying in!

• Going to Barry’s Bootcamp not just on arms day so you don’t turn into buff Squidward.

• Having a new nephew who is an incredible guy.

Ok that’s it for today! Love you guys! Send this to your friends if you think they’ll like it. Xoxo, Char